Journalist Alan Feuer has been collecting and composing craigslist love poetry for more than five years, amassing hundreds of sweet, raunchy, and just plain odd odes (like 10 Reasons We Won't Be Having a Second Date ). The poems compiled inside this often hilarious, sometimes heartbreaking volume are reprinted verbatim from the Missed Connections section of craigslist, with only line and stanza breaks added.

• Knock Knock books: fun gifts for internet friends, IRL friends, or missed connections
• Paperback; 4 x 6 inches; 136 pages
• Written by Alan Feuer and published by Knock Knock