"There's G. Isn't he gorgeous? I think he just looked at me - well, he looked in my direction anyway. Do you think he'd ask me out if i dyed my hair and got breast implants? - KELLY ANN

I think you need brain implants, Kelly Ann, then maybe you'd see what a complete idiot G is. - STEPHANIE

Stephanie's right. Ok, G's not ugly but he's SO up himself! you'd be much better off with Chris. He's gorgeous and crazy about you, if only you'd open your eyes... - LIZ

Don't be stupid! Chris is a good friend but that's it. I'd rather snog my brother (if i had one). Now be serious, how do i get G to notice me? A blonde wig and a wonderbra? - KELLY ANN"