From the back cover: "'This book is a winner.'--Best Sellers

Before you read this book, there are a few things you should know about me.

I consider ironed sheets a health hazard.

Children should be judged on what they are--a punishment for an early marriage.

Husbands are married for better or for worse--but not for lunch.

Mothers-in-law who wear a black armband to the wedding are expendable."