Inventory: 0
Points: 19.2
Mooched/given: 2/10
Pending mooch/give: 0/0
Mooch ratio: 0.10:1

Wishlist: 0
Feedback: +10
Cancelled requests: 1

Will send: worldwide
Joined: 2007/04/07
Last here: 3940 days ago
(possibly inactive)
Country: United States

Books in inventory: 0

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Status message:
I'm not on vacation but I need one. Maybe somewhere warm but not too warm because I'd probably leave a candy bar in the car and it'd melt, and then I'd be stuck between the Scylla of eating a squishy candy bar and the Charybdis of throwing it away. What to do, what to do. And then I'd sit in a hot car while wearing shorts and I'd get stuck to the seat or something. So yes, a vacation's all I ever wanted.

Bio:
An instance of the class Human that implements the interfaces: Lazy, Bored, Ennui, I-Hate-the-Yankees and the ever-popular My-Job-Sucks-So-What-Else-is-New.